Hartman’s Third Automotive Law

Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Grelb’s Reminder

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Iles’s Law

There is an easier way to do it.

Lewis’s First Law

People will buy anything that’s one to a customer.

Murphy’s Law of Auto Repair

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact center.

Nixon’s Theorem

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Poulsen’s Law

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Law of Restaurant Acoustics

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

Ryan’s Law

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour

People are always available for work in the past tense.