Mencken’s Law

August 14, 2012

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.


Issawi’s Law of Frustration

August 14, 2012

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.


Bove’s Theorem

August 14, 2012

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.


Boren’s Laws for Bureaucrats

August 14, 2012

When in charge ponder; when in trouble delegate; when in doubt mumble.


Ade’s Law

August 14, 2012

Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.


Murphy’s Constant

June 7, 2012

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.


Kelly’s Law

June 7, 2012

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.


Kirkland’s Law

June 7, 2012

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.


The Ike Tautology

June 7, 2012

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.


Corollary to the Ike Tautology

June 7, 2012

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.