The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it’s compromising.
If things were left to chance, they’d be better.
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.
Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.
Things always fall at right angles.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate equals four pounds of fat.