Gumperson’s Law

June 11, 2013

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Juhani’s Law

June 11, 2013

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it’s compromising.

Langin’s Law

June 11, 2013

If things were left to chance, they’d be better.

Witten’s Law

June 11, 2013

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Tewksbury’s Law of Motion

June 11, 2013

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Sprinkle’s Law

June 11, 2013

Things always fall at right angles.

Slick’s Second Law of the Universe

January 14, 2013

A quarter-ounce of chocolate equals four pounds of fat.