Witten’s Law

June 11, 2013

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.


Sprinkle’s Law

June 11, 2013

Things always fall at right angles.

Leahy’s Law

January 14, 2013

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.


Agnes Allen’s Law

October 9, 2012

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Stockmayer’s Theorem

August 30, 2012

If it looks easy, it’s tough… if it looks tough, it’s near impossible.

Mencken’s Law

August 14, 2012

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Issawi’s Law of Frustration

August 14, 2012

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.