Gumperson’s Law

June 11, 2013

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.


Juhani’s Law

June 11, 2013

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it’s compromising.


Langin’s Law

June 11, 2013

If things were left to chance, they’d be better.


Witten’s Law

June 11, 2013

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.


Tewksbury’s Law of Motion

June 11, 2013

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.


Sprinkle’s Law

June 11, 2013

Things always fall at right angles.


Slick’s Second Law of the Universe

January 14, 2013

A quarter-ounce of chocolate equals four pounds of fat.

 


The Obvious Law

January 14, 2013

Actually, it only SEEMS as though you mustn’t be deceived by appearances.

 


Leahy’s Law

January 14, 2013

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

 


Law of Character and Appearance

January 14, 2013

People don’t change; they only become more so.