The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
Juhani’s Law
June 11, 2013The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it’s compromising.
Witten’s Law
June 11, 2013Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.
Tewksbury’s Law of Motion
June 11, 2013Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.
Slick’s Second Law of the Universe
January 14, 2013A quarter-ounce of chocolate equals four pounds of fat.
The Obvious Law
January 14, 2013Actually, it only SEEMS as though you mustn’t be deceived by appearances.
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