Chism’s Law of Completion

October 9, 2012

The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.



Robertson’s Law

August 14, 2012

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Bove’s Theorem

August 14, 2012

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

The Ike Tautology

June 7, 2012

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.

Corollary to the Ike Tautology

June 7, 2012

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour

February 5, 2011

People are always available for work in the past tense.


O’Brian’s Law

July 19, 2010

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.