Gumperson’s Law

June 11, 2013

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.


Witten’s Law

June 11, 2013

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.


Tewksbury’s Law of Motion

June 11, 2013

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.


Sprinkle’s Law

June 11, 2013

Things always fall at right angles.


Law of Annoyance

October 9, 2012

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re certain you’re finished with, you will need it instantly.


Hardin’s Law

October 9, 2012

You can never do merely one thing.

 


Agnes Allen’s Law

October 9, 2012

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.