Law of Annoyance

October 9, 2012

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re certain you’re finished with, you will need it instantly.


Hartman’s Third Automotive Law

June 7, 2012

Nothing minor ever happens to a car.



Murphy’s Law of Auto Repair

March 6, 2012

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact center.


Poulsen’s Law

March 6, 2012

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.


Jake’s Law

December 18, 2010

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.


Umbrella Law

July 19, 2010

You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.