Tewksbury’s Law of Motion

June 11, 2013

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.


Leahy’s Law

January 14, 2013

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

 


O’Brian’s Law

July 19, 2010

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.


McGregor’s Revised Maxim

July 19, 2010

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.


Grabel’s Law

July 19, 2010

2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.


Jaroslovsky’s Law

July 19, 2010

The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.